New Team Fortress 2 medic achievements unveiled

Brian Ambrozy (primesuspect) Kotaku brings us details of the 36 new Medic achievements.

April 16, 2008 2:38 PM ET in News, ,

Thanks to Kotaku for this info:

The new achievements for the Medic class in TF2. Some of these seem neigh impossible without cheating or assistance from the enemy team.. I have a feeling people will go on closed servers and fake these achievements so they can get the sweet new weapons….. Call me a cynic.

First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players

Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once

Group Health: Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges

Surgical Prep: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends

Trauma Queen: Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time

Double Blind Trial: deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his

Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health

Triage: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive

Preventative Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate

Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life

Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun

Peer Review: Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw

Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die

You’ll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing four enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout

Autoclave: Assist in burning eight enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro

Blast Assist: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier

Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out for enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy

Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying eight enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman

Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it’s under enemy fire

Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria: Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life

Grand Rounds: Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic

Infernal Medicine: Extinguish one hundred burning teammates

Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing twenty nemeses

Placebo Effect: Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed

Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing

Intern: Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life

Specialist: Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life

Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten million total health points

Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing

Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact

Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once

Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll

FYI I am a Medic: use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic

Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends

House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Ubercharge on him

Bedside Manner: be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own

17 Comments:

  1. These are pretty clever.

  2. Good God! So freakin' many!

  3. These achievements ought to be retroactive. I am quite sure that CB and I have done plenty of these. I do agree that many people (such as myself) will try to farm these achievements somehow.

  4. um yeah. So instead of a medic doing his job he's gonna be going for achievements. Full teams of medics anyone. I'm with prime on this.

  5. So what weapons are they talking about?

    What are they?

    Are their any other weapons for other classes planned?

  6. Zuntar:

    http://icrontic.com/forum/showthread.php?p=608861

    Yes, all classes will eventually have full loadouts and dozens of achievements.

    All for free.

    valve.

  7. SHWEETNESS!!!! Thanks Prime!

    Does anyone use steam to "launch" your other installed games?

  8. Sigh.. If I had any other games installed, maybe I would

  9. SHWEETNESS!!!! Thanks Prime!

    Does anyone use steam to "launch" your other installed games?

    I do, primarily because then I can still access Steam with Shift-Tab.

  10. Sigh.. If I had any other games installed, maybe I would

    NONE?!?!!

  11. I reinstalled my computer last month, and ..... there is only TF2..

    Are there any other games anymore? o.O

    Although for the last ten minutes just now, a coworker was RAVING about Sins of a Solar Empire, and he was making it sound so epic that I will probably get the demo this weekend to see what all the fuss is about.

  12. Sins is pretty sweet. If you think the game play is too slow there are some great mods out that help speed up and balance the game.

    BTW: I tried running Sins through steam and it borked the UI of Sins

  13. These achievements ought to be retroactive. I am quite sure that CB and I have done plenty of these. I do agree that many people (such as myself) will try to farm these achievements somehow.

    I tried to figure out how many I have, and I'm sure I have at least 22 of those.

  14. Sup snow!

    Man some of those achievements are going to be hard. Big Pharma is next to impossible. I can barely stay alive as medic to assist in 10 kills.

  15. My record is 34. I can do it.

  16. Yeah cause you bail on the person your healing when youre about to die

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