It’s a well-known fact that Intel and NVIDIA are not the best of friends. Between icing their chipset biz and going to war in courts, Intel has spent the last two years showing NV the powder. Rather than take it lying down, ol’ green has fired back with a satire blog, of all things.

The blog has actually been up since late September; it claims to be a “a parody of events occurring within the semiconductor sector, with particular focus on its largest, and most-commented-upon competitor.” While most people would immediately think chief rival AMD, NVIDIA’s blind rage puts Intel on that podium instead.

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery, we couldn’t help but try our hand at it too.